Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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one morning i turned on my tv

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civil rights

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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