q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Cancer

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

You were born.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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