What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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