A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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hello

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