Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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