Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Derp

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Guess what What

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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