Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Praise Paisley

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Knock knock *open*

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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