Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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