- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

there once was a chicken it was yellow

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

your mom gave me head.....phones

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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