- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

... Chan chan

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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