You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Anti Joke

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