Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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