- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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