- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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