What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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