- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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