- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What's the difference between a duck?

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

a chinese man pays the full price

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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