why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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