What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

MySpace.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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