- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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