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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

snooki

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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