- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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