- Anti Joke

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.