- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

womens rights

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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