Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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get in the car.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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