- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

what did one computer say to the other .........

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A gay man watches football.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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