- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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