why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Daniel is a fag

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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watch a i d s left

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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