- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Knock knock Shut up

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Robin, get in the batmobile

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

retard

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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