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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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