- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

women's rights

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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