- Anti Joke

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

women sports....

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you