- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's funny? Women's rights.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

I hate blackniggers

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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