- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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