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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Your Mum is soo fat.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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