- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Cancer.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Whats white? A fridge

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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