- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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