Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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