Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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