- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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