why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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