Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Obama being reelected.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Knock knock Shut up

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The Holocaust

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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