What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Daniel is a fag

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Republicans

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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