- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Barack Obama

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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