Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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