- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A house comes around the corner.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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