- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A kid has no friends.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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