Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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