A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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