What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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