- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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