- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Women's rights

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

women's rights

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

knock knock i have diarrhea

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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