- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Sarah Jessica Parker

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

homosexuals are gay

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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