- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

homosexuals are gay

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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