- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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