Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Women's rights

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Women can vote? wtf

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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