- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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