- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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