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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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