- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Your mom is so old she died

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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