- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

tommy is retared

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

masturbating on a tarc bus

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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