- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Vagina.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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