- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

A sober Irish individual.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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