What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Knock knock

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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