Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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BOTTOM!!!

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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