- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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