Tough crowd tonight...

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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