what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Laugh

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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