- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

pretty soon we'll all be dead

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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