What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Knock Knock Go Away

whats black and strange a paki

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

So a blonde walks into a wall...

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Fart

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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