What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

were at work systems r down

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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