- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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