What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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