What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Once upon a time, The end.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Me Neither.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

what goes boo a sock

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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