Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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