How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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your mother

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Shea's sty....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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