- Anti Joke

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Cleveland winning something

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.