why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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