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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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