- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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