- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

My Boyfriend

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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