- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Sammi suck kyles chode

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

dat shoe shine tho

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What do I hate? people

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