- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Women's rights

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Elizabeth Warren

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Your sex life.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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