- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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The dewey decimal system

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's two plus two? Window

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

knock knock who's there ?

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Women's rights

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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