Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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